|Easter Egg from the game's main screen:
- Fyora - By trying, we can easily learn to endure adversity. Another man's, I mean. (- Mark Twain)
- Roamer - Surely you have better things to do than this?
- Drayk - Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
- Thahd - Special thanks to: The Daily Show. Sports Night. The Kids In The Hall. For invaluable morale support.
- Clawbug - Friends are just enemies who don't have the guts to kill you. (- Judy Tenuta)
- Battle Alpha - Spiderweb Software - It's all about the Benjamins.
- Artila - What sort of freedom would it be that allowed us only to choose what is good for us? (- Mario Vargas Lucas)
- Vlish - You might be interested to know that Geneforge is a GAME. There are other things you can do besides clicking on the monsters.
- Glaahk - Spiderweb Software - Bottom-feeding off the net since 1994
- Ornk - Spiderweb Software - Helping you painlessly pass the time until you die.
- Servile - The Internet still offers countless options to the discriminating shopper, just as long as that option is porn. (- Vance Degenerates)